Lack of Tact Begets Awkward Moment

There's something new to bitch about this week. This weekend, I was bombarded by a bunch of people giving me the case to hurry up and get cracking on having another baby. They say hurry up, don't wait too long, you don't want to change diapers forever. Yeah, I get it. I had the same idea. I tried and it didn't work, so leave me alone. Granted, these are people who didn't know about my recent trip to the hospital.

OK, I know this is fucked up but I was having this very conversation with someone yesterday. She was telling me how I should get pregnant soon and, exclusively in the hope of creating an awkward moment, I told her, "I did get pregnant but I just had a miscarriage." Is that wrong? BTW, I'm pretty sure I succeeded.

Lost Cancun

I had written a super long post about our ridiculous trip to Cancun. I didn't save it and then the computer restarted itself - stupid Microsoft updates - and I lost it. This is life's way of telling me GET OVER IT.